just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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