New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
sex in a hospital.. check
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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