she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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