Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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