What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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