you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I pour the whiskey from now on
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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