Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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