Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
