I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
