is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i out mim tonsoeep
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