The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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