Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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