I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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