The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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