oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize