I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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