Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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