So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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