I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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