I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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