I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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