SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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