if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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