Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She's not a foreskin expert like you
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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