You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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