no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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