end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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