You can't special order awesome
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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