My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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