i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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