Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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