Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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