I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
