; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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