Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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