I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She announced her abortion via fbk
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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