I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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