this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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