you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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