are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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