...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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