i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
vagina is talking i cant
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
