If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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