the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm eating all of the evidence.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Enjoy the penises
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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