Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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