i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
