So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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