We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He has the fingertips of a God
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