Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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