yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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