nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Randomize
