Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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