I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Pooping to opera.
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