her vagine was all disorganized.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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