Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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