So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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