oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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